Dick and Susan, a promise is a promise :)
Thanks so much for your donation!!!
Patty and Tim, you’re generosity is always tall enough to ride the jorts.
Thanks so much for the donation guys!!!
Rachel Parker this is pretty sexy stuff, I hope you can handle it :)
Thanks for your donation and thanks for not reporting me to HR.
I’ve gotta admit, this was a whole lot of fun. Maybe not what you’d call “family fun,” but lots of fun.
DISCLAIMER: While my wife and kiddo normally come along for the stupidity, they sat out for this particular jorting. In other words, no children were scarred in the taking of these pics.
Thanks so much to Maria Correa for helping jorts rock Portland’s Naked Bike Ride (I should also mention that Maria kept her clothes on). :)
Dan and Sara, we can’t thank you guys enough for all of your generosity. Seriously, you’re amazing!!!
These folks were not entirely sober, but they sure thought Thomas and Heather were rad. Jay and I do too. Much love to the Harveys!!!
Ladies and gents, the Jort-ometer indicates more humiliation in my future.
There are 3 weeks of full frontal jorting left.
JORTS4JAY will wrap up on July 9th.
There are a number of donors who haven’t been jorted yet. Hold tight good people, there’s plenty of hideous, white legged thanks coming your way:)
In an effort to paint myself like a robot street performer, I failed miserably. That silver makeup is way harder to put on (and wash off) than you think.
So what you get are pictures of a man covered in blotchy paint, running around the beach in short shorts, like a total freak show.
Enjoy! And thanks for all the donations folks.