JUST TWO MEN WEARING JORTS.

JUST TWO MEN WEARING JORTS.

Rachel Parker this is pretty sexy stuff, I hope you can handle it :)
Thanks for your donation and thanks for not reporting me to HR.

Rachel Parker this is pretty sexy stuff, I hope you can handle it :)

Thanks for your donation and thanks for not reporting me to HR.

I can’t thank Hans from Source Climbing enough…
I mean seriously, who would even think of putting a harness on those nasty white legs? Brave, very brave:)

I can’t thank Hans from Source Climbing enough…

I mean seriously, who would even think of putting a harness on those nasty white legs? Brave, very brave:)

This morning a very nice climbing gym in Vancouver, WA was jorted.
Your are about to see the visual pain and suffering that resulted.
Thanks to Source Climbing Center for putting up with all of our shenanigans!!!

This morning a very nice climbing gym in Vancouver, WA was jorted.

Your are about to see the visual pain and suffering that resulted.

Thanks to Source Climbing Center for putting up with all of our shenanigans!!!

Gene, this is your rated G thank you.
One of the ladies in the picture actually said, “I wonder why they call him ‘Mean Gene’” in a Jim Gaffigan sort of “Hot Pockets” way:)
Woohoo Gene!!!

Gene, this is your rated G thank you.

One of the ladies in the picture actually said, “I wonder why they call him ‘Mean Gene’” in a Jim Gaffigan sort of “Hot Pockets” way:)

Woohoo Gene!!!

I’ve got a little costume design ahead of me…
And a lot of awesome donors to thank this weekend.
Super Jortings to come:)

I’ve got a little costume design ahead of me…

And a lot of awesome donors to thank this weekend.

Super Jortings to come:)

In an effort to paint myself like a robot street performer, I failed miserably. That silver makeup is way harder to put on (and wash off) than you think.

So what you get are pictures of a man covered in blotchy paint, running around the beach in short shorts, like a total freak show.
Enjoy! And thanks for all the donations folks.

In an effort to paint myself like a robot street performer, I failed miserably. That silver makeup is way harder to put on (and wash off) than you think.

So what you get are pictures of a man covered in blotchy paint, running around the beach in short shorts, like a total freak show.

Enjoy! And thanks for all the donations folks.

Kristin, you have no idea how much fun this jorting was. Turns out people waiting for funky donuts also crave funky white legs. Thanks so much for your donation!!!

Kristin, you have no idea how much fun this jorting was. Turns out people waiting for funky donuts also crave funky white legs. Thanks so much for your donation!!!