JORTS 4 JAY

Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).

And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.

The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.

All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!

Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)

From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!

To the super rad folks at Roundhouse Creative, thanks so much!

It’s one thing to hit the scene killing it in the advertising world, and it’s another thing to do it with big, beautiful hearts.

Proud to know ya, and congrats on all of your brilliant success!!!

WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!

Thanks to all those who work with Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s mom) at one of the finest universities in the country.

Where Jay’s wife Heather, my wife, their brother Jeff, and I all went.

Hmm, I guess we really are Marquette:)

Randy and Corrine, I’m not sure what to say…these folks loved the smell of your jorting.

Actually the family in this picture was fantastic to chat with, their mom beat cancer two years ago and is going strong. Plus they love jorts! :)

Alex, I’m not sure what to say about this pic.

But it’s yours. It’s all yours ;)

Thanks so much old buddy!!!

After 8 rounds of chemo, the doctors took a scan…

And it appears Jay’s cancer has run for the hills. Yeah baby!!!

These 25 seconds of face-melting film are dedicated to those courageous enough to get hostile with problems even stupider than ultra-tight jean shorts (uh, like cancer).

Rachelle and Richard, you are not only some of our most amazing friends…

But I think you’ve just received one of the finest jortings evah!!!

Thanks so much you guys!

Sean, I can’t thank you enough man!

Just let me know and I’ll send you the uncensored version:)

Be well and thanks so much!

To the Christys, you guys rock so freakin’ hard!!!

Thanks a million for all of your encouragement and generosity!

Lisa, you’re so damn sweet…I just love ya girl!!!

Thanks so much for all your encouragement, donations and awesomeness.

Rock on Lisa!!!