Brent and Johanna Gardner, you are extremely rad people…
AND THAT MEANS YOU GET AN EXTREMELY RAD JORTING!!!
The first ever jorting from a newborn baby boy. Sure, he’s unable to make his own decisions…but he’s my boy, and that means he’s good with it:)

Brent and Johanna Gardner, you are extremely rad people…

AND THAT MEANS YOU GET AN EXTREMELY RAD JORTING!!!

The first ever jorting from a newborn baby boy. Sure, he’s unable to make his own decisions…but he’s my boy, and that means he’s good with it:)

Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!
You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).
Teach the children well:)

Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!

You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).

Teach the children well:)

Vesna and Rick, this is the shot that made my knees bleed.
And it was so worth it.
Thanks so much!!!

Vesna and Rick, this is the shot that made my knees bleed.

And it was so worth it.

Thanks so much!!!

Dottie and Russ Brown have some celebrating in order.
Russ just showed cancer who’s the boss.
Now Elton John is singing “Hold me closer Tony Danza.”
Rock on Russ!
Great news for some ridiculously great people!

Dottie and Russ Brown have some celebrating in order.

Russ just showed cancer who’s the boss.

Now Elton John is singing “Hold me closer Tony Danza.”

Rock on Russ!

Great news for some ridiculously great people!

Isn’t this what the kids call “dumps like a truck” ?
You gotta admit, those back pockets look pretty realistic.

Isn’t this what the kids call “dumps like a truck” ?

You gotta admit, those back pockets look pretty realistic.

Chicks who rock the rink seem to dig on dudes in tight clothes.
Shari and Susan, thanks to your donation I now have a skating partner:)

Chicks who rock the rink seem to dig on dudes in tight clothes.

Shari and Susan, thanks to your donation I now have a skating partner:)

Jane and Yvonne, your donation has left a lasting impression.
I hope your happy with yourselves:)
Thanks so much!!!

Jane and Yvonne, your donation has left a lasting impression.

I hope your happy with yourselves:)

Thanks so much!!!

Thanks so very much Mike and Debbie!!!

Thanks so very much Mike and Debbie!!!

Thanks so much Sarah and Mike!!!
Your donation is probably going to cause that kid staring at me to struggle with gender roles as he matures. Your fault, not mine:)

Thanks so much Sarah and Mike!!!

Your donation is probably going to cause that kid staring at me to struggle with gender roles as he matures. Your fault, not mine:)

Eric, what can I say - YOU DA MAN!!!
Thanks so much buddy!

Eric, what can I say - YOU DA MAN!!!

Thanks so much buddy!