Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).
And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.
The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.
All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!
Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)
From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!

Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).

And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.

The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.

All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!

Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)

From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!

Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!
You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).
Teach the children well:)

Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!

You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).

Teach the children well:)

Jay’s mom is a Campbell, that’s Scottish for “kicks cancer’s ass.”
Jay has got some darn good blood in him:)

Jay’s mom is a Campbell, that’s Scottish for “kicks cancer’s ass.”

Jay has got some darn good blood in him:)


Before heading to the amusement park, thought I’d try to make the jean cape wave in the wind.
It didn’t work, but it did distract a few joggers:)

Before heading to the amusement park, thought I’d try to make the jean cape wave in the wind.

It didn’t work, but it did distract a few joggers:)

To the super rad folks at Roundhouse Creative, thanks so much!
It’s one thing to hit the scene killing it in the advertising world, and it’s another thing to do it with big, beautiful hearts.
Proud to know ya, and congrats on all of your brilliant success!!!

To the super rad folks at Roundhouse Creative, thanks so much!

It’s one thing to hit the scene killing it in the advertising world, and it’s another thing to do it with big, beautiful hearts.

Proud to know ya, and congrats on all of your brilliant success!!!

Joan, you’re the best!
Thanks so much!
Hugs and kisses!
Gosh, Chicago folks rule!

Joan, you’re the best!

Thanks so much!

Hugs and kisses!

Gosh, Chicago folks rule!

Dick and Susan, a promise is a promise :)
Thanks so much for your donation!!!

Dick and Susan, a promise is a promise :)

Thanks so much for your donation!!!

WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!
Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s rad mom) asked that jorts send a shout out to all her colleagues at Marquette University.
Here’s to Golden Eagles, Dwayne Wade, and living the Miller High Life!!! :)

WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!

Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s rad mom) asked that jorts send a shout out to all her colleagues at Marquette University.

Here’s to Golden Eagles, Dwayne Wade, and living the Miller High Life!!! :)

WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!
Thanks to all those who work with Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s mom) at one of the finest universities in the country.
Where Jay’s wife Heather, my wife, their brother Jeff, and I all went.
Hmm, I guess we really are Marquette:)

WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!

Thanks to all those who work with Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s mom) at one of the finest universities in the country.

Where Jay’s wife Heather, my wife, their brother Jeff, and I all went.

Hmm, I guess we really are Marquette:)

Jean and Andy, this just got weird.
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for your kind donation!!!

Jean and Andy, this just got weird.

Thanks for playing.

Thanks for your kind donation!!!