Me in a joincloth, with Jay in jorts.

We had a family jorting in the north woods of Minnesota a few weeks ago.

Glad my man is feeling good and cancer free baby!!!

LAST WEEK OF JORTS…

AND THE MOST PATRIOTIC WEEK TO WEAR ‘EM.

TAKING JORTS TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eleanor and her parents are super rad people. Though the puppeteer behind me did not think competing with my sexiness was too awesome. Thanks so much to the Hall fam!!!

Beth and Sean Jeffords, your donation may have left a jarring memory in the minds of many a family this last weekend. I hope you’re happy:)

“Hey, that guy’s legs are whiter than the beluga.”

Thanks to Kristin, my senses are so confused. Slouching on a couch while having your man parts squeezed by pressurized denim…yikes. Thanks so much for the donation!!!

Mr. Woods, you have the loudest whistle in the western world. Thought I’d give you something to whistle at buddy:) THANKS!!!

Elizabeth Brown isn’t only generous, she’s an advertising genius. Thanks EB !!!