Jay’s mom is a Campbell, that’s Scottish for “kicks cancer’s ass.”
Jay has got some darn good blood in him:)

Jay’s mom is a Campbell, that’s Scottish for “kicks cancer’s ass.”

Jay has got some darn good blood in him:)

Molly and Grant, thanks so much for your donation. I promise to bring body paint to your next family gathering:)

Molly and Grant, thanks so much for your donation. I promise to bring body paint to your next family gathering:)

For some reason, jorts don’t look so out of place on the Oregon coast. Hopefully painting myself silver and jumping a lot in front of strangers in tight pants makes up for it:)
Thanks so much to my man Brian Mead!!!!

For some reason, jorts don’t look so out of place on the Oregon coast. Hopefully painting myself silver and jumping a lot in front of strangers in tight pants makes up for it:)

Thanks so much to my man Brian Mead!!!!

Kristin, you have no idea how much fun this jorting was. Turns out people waiting for funky donuts also crave funky white legs. Thanks so much for your donation!!!

Kristin, you have no idea how much fun this jorting was. Turns out people waiting for funky donuts also crave funky white legs. Thanks so much for your donation!!!

Defense by Dave. Intimidation by jorts.

Defense by Dave. Intimidation by jorts.