The last rays of summer shine down on a loin cloth made of the finest denim.
Ladies and gents, I give you the world’s first JOINCLOTH.
So stupid, it kills cancer. Fact.

The last rays of summer shine down on a loin cloth made of the finest denim.

Ladies and gents, I give you the world’s first JOINCLOTH.

So stupid, it kills cancer. Fact.

JUST TWO MEN WEARING JORTS.

JUST TWO MEN WEARING JORTS.

Me in a joincloth, with Jay in jorts.
We had a family jorting in the north woods of Minnesota a few weeks ago.
Glad my man is feeling good and cancer free baby!!!

Me in a joincloth, with Jay in jorts.

We had a family jorting in the north woods of Minnesota a few weeks ago.

Glad my man is feeling good and cancer free baby!!!


Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).
And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.
The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.
All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!
Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)
From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!

Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).

And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.

The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.

All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!

Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)

From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!

Brent and Johanna Gardner, you are extremely rad people…
AND THAT MEANS YOU GET AN EXTREMELY RAD JORTING!!!
The first ever jorting from a newborn baby boy. Sure, he’s unable to make his own decisions…but he’s my boy, and that means he’s good with it:)

Brent and Johanna Gardner, you are extremely rad people…

AND THAT MEANS YOU GET AN EXTREMELY RAD JORTING!!!

The first ever jorting from a newborn baby boy. Sure, he’s unable to make his own decisions…but he’s my boy, and that means he’s good with it:)

Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!
You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).
Teach the children well:)

Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!

You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).

Teach the children well:)

A special request from Jay’s mom.
This is for the Campbell side of the family, the side that screams back at Mel Gibson, and tells cancer where to shove it :)
PS - That is a real kilt I’m wearing. Made of badass black denim. It’s called a "Utilikilt." It’s often seen at Korn and System of a Down concerts.

A special request from Jay’s mom.

This is for the Campbell side of the family, the side that screams back at Mel Gibson, and tells cancer where to shove it :)

PS - That is a real kilt I’m wearing. Made of badass black denim. It’s called a "Utilikilt." It’s often seen at Korn and System of a Down concerts.

Jay’s mom is a Campbell, that’s Scottish for “kicks cancer’s ass.”
Jay has got some darn good blood in him:)

Jay’s mom is a Campbell, that’s Scottish for “kicks cancer’s ass.”

Jay has got some darn good blood in him:)

JORTS AMUSE YOU AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK.

JORTS AMUSE YOU AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK.

To the super rad folks at Roundhouse Creative, thanks so much!
It’s one thing to hit the scene killing it in the advertising world, and it’s another thing to do it with big, beautiful hearts.
Proud to know ya, and congrats on all of your brilliant success!!!

To the super rad folks at Roundhouse Creative, thanks so much!

It’s one thing to hit the scene killing it in the advertising world, and it’s another thing to do it with big, beautiful hearts.

Proud to know ya, and congrats on all of your brilliant success!!!