The last rays of summer shine down on a loin cloth made of the finest denim.
Ladies and gents, I give you the world’s first JOINCLOTH.
So stupid, it kills cancer. Fact.
Me in a joincloth, with Jay in jorts.
We had a family jorting in the north woods of Minnesota a few weeks ago.
Glad my man is feeling good and cancer free baby!!!
Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).
And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.
The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.
All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!
Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)
From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!
Brent and Johanna Gardner, you are extremely rad people…
AND THAT MEANS YOU GET AN EXTREMELY RAD JORTING!!!
The first ever jorting from a newborn baby boy. Sure, he’s unable to make his own decisions…but he’s my boy, and that means he’s good with it:)
Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!
You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).
Teach the children well:)
A special request from Jay’s mom.
This is for the Campbell side of the family, the side that screams back at Mel Gibson, and tells cancer where to shove it :)
PS - That is a real kilt I’m wearing. Made of badass black denim. It’s called a “Utilikilt.” It’s often seen at Korn and System of a Down concerts.
