JUST TWO MEN WEARING JORTS.
Brent and Johanna Gardner, you are extremely rad people…
AND THAT MEANS YOU GET AN EXTREMELY RAD JORTING!!!
The first ever jorting from a newborn baby boy. Sure, he’s unable to make his own decisions…but he’s my boy, and that means he’s good with it:)
Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!
You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).
Teach the children well:)
Sean, I can’t thank you enough man!
Just let me know and I’ll send you the uncensored version:)
Be well and thanks so much!
Rachelle and Richard, this is your rated PG-13 thanks (the gal on the right was a little touchy feely). Thanks a million guys!
At night, the jorts get nice and tight…
Yesterday evening was an especially great time to debut the super jorts costume as the Portland Naked Bike Ride was in full effect.
Thanks to my good pal Maria Correa for battling a crowd of sweaty, naked revelers to help me deliver some much deserved thanks to donors. We have a little censoring to do, but all the photos will be up very soon.
Now for some reason I feel like jamming out to some Queen - “Bicycle” followed by some “Flash Gordon” :)