JORTS AMUSE YOU AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK.

JORTS AMUSE YOU AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK.

A HUGE THANKS TO BRIAN MEAD, THE MAN WHO GAVE ME JEGGINGS.
JEGGINGS SO TIGHT, THEY DON’T KEEP SECRETS ;)

A HUGE THANKS TO BRIAN MEAD, THE MAN WHO GAVE ME JEGGINGS.

JEGGINGS SO TIGHT, THEY DON’T KEEP SECRETS ;)

TAKING JORTS TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKING JORTS TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In an effort to paint myself like a robot street performer, I failed miserably. That silver makeup is way harder to put on (and wash off) than you think.

So what you get are pictures of a man covered in blotchy paint, running around the beach in short shorts, like a total freak show.
Enjoy! And thanks for all the donations folks.

In an effort to paint myself like a robot street performer, I failed miserably. That silver makeup is way harder to put on (and wash off) than you think.

So what you get are pictures of a man covered in blotchy paint, running around the beach in short shorts, like a total freak show.

Enjoy! And thanks for all the donations folks.

SILVER BODY PAINT.
A SUNNY DAY ON THE COAST.
AND BREATHTAKING-LY TIGHT JORTS.
My attempt at ROBOJORTS

SILVER BODY PAINT.

A SUNNY DAY ON THE COAST.

AND BREATHTAKING-LY TIGHT JORTS.

My attempt at ROBOJORTS

Four wonderful weeks of jorting left folks,
Fighting cancer and keeping it tight!!!

Four wonderful weeks of jorting left folks,

Fighting cancer and keeping it tight!!!