JORTS AMUSE YOU AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK.
A HUGE THANKS TO BRIAN MEAD, THE MAN WHO GAVE ME JEGGINGS.
JEGGINGS SO TIGHT, THEY DON’T KEEP SECRETS ;)
In an effort to paint myself like a robot street performer, I failed miserably. That silver makeup is way harder to put on (and wash off) than you think.
So what you get are pictures of a man covered in blotchy paint, running around the beach in short shorts, like a total freak show.
Enjoy! And thanks for all the donations folks.
SILVER BODY PAINT.
A SUNNY DAY ON THE COAST.
AND BREATHTAKING-LY TIGHT JORTS.
My attempt at ROBOJORTS