The last rays of summer shine down on a loin cloth made of the finest denim.

Ladies and gents, I give you the world’s first JOINCLOTH.

So stupid, it kills cancer. Fact.

Me in a joincloth, with Jay in jorts.

We had a family jorting in the north woods of Minnesota a few weeks ago.

Glad my man is feeling good and cancer free baby!!!

JORTS ROCK THE AMUSEMENT PARK FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.

A HUGE THANKS TO BRIAN MEAD, THE MAN WHO GAVE ME JEGGINGS.

JEGGINGS SO TIGHT, THEY DON’T KEEP SECRETS ;)

Vesna and Rick, this is the shot that made my knees bleed.

And it was so worth it.

Thanks so much!!!

Ashley, thanks so much for your donation!

Funny thing about this picture, while we were taking it someone actually asked if I was Howard Stern.

Now I’m having some self-esteem issues:)

Shari and Susan, what can I say…

Every time I held your card up, folks got excited.

Thanks so much!!!

Isn’t this what the kids call “dumps like a truck” ?

You gotta admit, those back pockets look pretty realistic.

Chicks who rock the rink seem to dig on dudes in tight clothes.

Shari and Susan, thanks to your donation I now have a skating partner:)

Brenna and Matt, I just caught a typo…

It should be “Jortsical” and not “Jortcical.”

My bad.

But, thank you for being so very, very good!!!