JORTS

MELTING

CANCER’S STUPID FACE OFF.

Jean and Andy, this just got weird.
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for your kind donation!!!

Jean and Andy, this just got weird.

Thanks for playing.

Thanks for your kind donation!!!

I can’t thank Hans from Source Climbing enough…
I mean seriously, who would even think of putting a harness on those nasty white legs? Brave, very brave:)

I can’t thank Hans from Source Climbing enough…

I mean seriously, who would even think of putting a harness on those nasty white legs? Brave, very brave:)

Gene, this is your rated G thank you.
One of the ladies in the picture actually said, “I wonder why they call him ‘Mean Gene’” in a Jim Gaffigan sort of “Hot Pockets” way:)
Woohoo Gene!!!

Gene, this is your rated G thank you.

One of the ladies in the picture actually said, “I wonder why they call him ‘Mean Gene’” in a Jim Gaffigan sort of “Hot Pockets” way:)

Woohoo Gene!!!

At night, the jorts get nice and tight…
Yesterday evening was an especially great time to debut the super jorts costume as the Portland Naked Bike Ride was in full effect.
Thanks to my good pal Maria Correa for battling a crowd of sweaty, naked revelers to help me deliver some much deserved thanks to donors. We have a little censoring to do, but all the photos will be up very soon.
Now for some reason I feel like jamming out to some Queen - “Bicycle” followed by some “Flash Gordon” :)

At night, the jorts get nice and tight…

Yesterday evening was an especially great time to debut the super jorts costume as the Portland Naked Bike Ride was in full effect.

Thanks to my good pal Maria Correa for battling a crowd of sweaty, naked revelers to help me deliver some much deserved thanks to donors. We have a little censoring to do, but all the photos will be up very soon.

Now for some reason I feel like jamming out to some Queen - “Bicycle” followed by some “Flash Gordon” :)