Every June thousands of naked cyclists descend upon Portland’s streets…
It’s sweaty…
It’s crazy…
It’s just been JORTED!!!

Every June thousands of naked cyclists descend upon Portland’s streets…

It’s sweaty…

It’s crazy…

It’s just been JORTED!!!

Kind of creepy, but also kind of hilarious.
This is the first time I’ve ever jorted and felt a real sense of belonging:)

Kind of creepy, but also kind of hilarious.

This is the first time I’ve ever jorted and felt a real sense of belonging:)

Sean, I can’t thank you enough man!
Just let me know and I’ll send you the uncensored version:)
Be well and thanks so much!

Sean, I can’t thank you enough man!

Just let me know and I’ll send you the uncensored version:)

Be well and thanks so much!

To the Christys, you guys rock so freakin’ hard!!!
Thanks a million for all of your encouragement and generosity!

To the Christys, you guys rock so freakin’ hard!!!

Thanks a million for all of your encouragement and generosity!

Perry, you’ve got a hell of a big heart buddy!
Really appreciate your donation and thank you so very much.
Sorry your name will forever be Google-able within the context of sweaty, naked bikers:)

Perry, you’ve got a hell of a big heart buddy!

Really appreciate your donation and thank you so very much.

Sorry your name will forever be Google-able within the context of sweaty, naked bikers:)

Mark and Eva, we love you guys…
Jay loves you guys…
Thanks for being hilariously generous!!!

Mark and Eva, we love you guys…

Jay loves you guys…

Thanks for being hilariously generous!!!

Now here’s a groovy start up.
FFOCAL.COM, thanks for helping fight cancer!
Keep rocking the interwebs!!!

Now here’s a groovy start up.

FFOCAL.COM, thanks for helping fight cancer!

Keep rocking the interwebs!!!

Elisha, you’re generous heart is even more moving than thousands of naked people on bicycles. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Elisha, you’re generous heart is even more moving than thousands of naked people on bicycles. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Melissa and Brian, you have to admit…
This pose sort of makes me look like a plausible hero…
Or not:)
Thanks so very much for your donation, you guys RAWK!!!

Melissa and Brian, you have to admit…

This pose sort of makes me look like a plausible hero…

Or not:)

Thanks so very much for your donation, you guys RAWK!!!

Lisa, you’re so damn sweet…I just love ya girl!!!
Thanks so much for all your encouragement, donations and awesomeness.
Rock on Lisa!!!

Lisa, you’re so damn sweet…I just love ya girl!!!

Thanks so much for all your encouragement, donations and awesomeness.

Rock on Lisa!!!