Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).
And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.
The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.
All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!
Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)
From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!

Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).

And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.

The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.

All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!

Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)

From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!

To the super rad folks at Roundhouse Creative, thanks so much!
It’s one thing to hit the scene killing it in the advertising world, and it’s another thing to do it with big, beautiful hearts.
Proud to know ya, and congrats on all of your brilliant success!!!

To the super rad folks at Roundhouse Creative, thanks so much!

It’s one thing to hit the scene killing it in the advertising world, and it’s another thing to do it with big, beautiful hearts.

Proud to know ya, and congrats on all of your brilliant success!!!

Yen and Erik, wish you guys could be here in Portland to get a personal jorting so we could watch American Movie together like old times.
Miss you guys…
And thanks so much for your donation!

Yen and Erik, wish you guys could be here in Portland to get a personal jorting so we could watch American Movie together like old times.

Miss you guys…

And thanks so much for your donation!

WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!
Thanks to all those who work with Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s mom) at one of the finest universities in the country.
Where Jay’s wife Heather, my wife, their brother Jeff, and I all went.
Hmm, I guess we really are Marquette:)

WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!

Thanks to all those who work with Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s mom) at one of the finest universities in the country.

Where Jay’s wife Heather, my wife, their brother Jeff, and I all went.

Hmm, I guess we really are Marquette:)

Vesna and Rick, this is the shot that made my knees bleed.
And it was so worth it.
Thanks so much!!!

Vesna and Rick, this is the shot that made my knees bleed.

And it was so worth it.

Thanks so much!!!

Shari and Susan, what can I say…
Every time I held your card up, folks got excited.
Thanks so much!!!

Shari and Susan, what can I say…

Every time I held your card up, folks got excited.

Thanks so much!!!

Isn’t this what the kids call “dumps like a truck” ?
You gotta admit, those back pockets look pretty realistic.

Isn’t this what the kids call “dumps like a truck” ?

You gotta admit, those back pockets look pretty realistic.

Jane and Yvonne, your donation has left a lasting impression.
I hope your happy with yourselves:)
Thanks so much!!!

Jane and Yvonne, your donation has left a lasting impression.

I hope your happy with yourselves:)

Thanks so much!!!

Thanks so very much Mike and Debbie!!!

Thanks so very much Mike and Debbie!!!

Tony and Patti, I wanted to try on a bra that matched the jeggings…
But it appears Victoria’s Secret has a strict “No Cameras” policy.
I’m assuming they’ve seen my sort of shenanigans before:)
Thanks so much guys!!!

Tony and Patti, I wanted to try on a bra that matched the jeggings…

But it appears Victoria’s Secret has a strict “No Cameras” policy.

I’m assuming they’ve seen my sort of shenanigans before:)

Thanks so much guys!!!