JUST TWO MEN WEARING JORTS.

JUST TWO MEN WEARING JORTS.

Me in a joincloth, with Jay in jorts.
We had a family jorting in the north woods of Minnesota a few weeks ago.
Glad my man is feeling good and cancer free baby!!!

Me in a joincloth, with Jay in jorts.

We had a family jorting in the north woods of Minnesota a few weeks ago.

Glad my man is feeling good and cancer free baby!!!


Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).
And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.
The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.
All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!
Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)
From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!

Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).

And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.

The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.

All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!

Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)

From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!

Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!
You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).
Teach the children well:)

Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!

You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).

Teach the children well:)

To the super rad folks at Roundhouse Creative, thanks so much!
It’s one thing to hit the scene killing it in the advertising world, and it’s another thing to do it with big, beautiful hearts.
Proud to know ya, and congrats on all of your brilliant success!!!

To the super rad folks at Roundhouse Creative, thanks so much!

It’s one thing to hit the scene killing it in the advertising world, and it’s another thing to do it with big, beautiful hearts.

Proud to know ya, and congrats on all of your brilliant success!!!

Joan, you’re the best!
Thanks so much!
Hugs and kisses!
Gosh, Chicago folks rule!

Joan, you’re the best!

Thanks so much!

Hugs and kisses!

Gosh, Chicago folks rule!

Yen and Erik, wish you guys could be here in Portland to get a personal jorting so we could watch American Movie together like old times.
Miss you guys…
And thanks so much for your donation!

Yen and Erik, wish you guys could be here in Portland to get a personal jorting so we could watch American Movie together like old times.

Miss you guys…

And thanks so much for your donation!

WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!
Thanks to all those who work with Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s mom) at one of the finest universities in the country.
Where Jay’s wife Heather, my wife, their brother Jeff, and I all went.
Hmm, I guess we really are Marquette:)

WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!

Thanks to all those who work with Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s mom) at one of the finest universities in the country.

Where Jay’s wife Heather, my wife, their brother Jeff, and I all went.

Hmm, I guess we really are Marquette:)

Jorts ride that pony.

Jorts ride that pony.

Patty and Tim, you’re generosity is always tall enough to ride the jorts.
Thanks so much for the donation guys!!!

Patty and Tim, you’re generosity is always tall enough to ride the jorts.

Thanks so much for the donation guys!!!