When you donate to help Jay, I sport super tight jorts for your amusement. To donate CLICK HERE If you’re on your phone, you won’t be able to see the link to the site where you can donate. You’ll have to pull it up on your computer, my legs look way better on a nice, big screen anyway. THE JORTS 4 JAY MISSION: My brother-in-law Jay is a ridiculously awesome dude. That’s why I’m wearing jean shorts (aka - jorts) to help raise money for his medical bills. It’s sucky enough to get cancer at a young age, but it’s even suckier to have to worry about the expense of life-saving treatments. My wife and I are managing a fundraising page and if we see you’ve donated $50 or more, I’m going to rock some jorts just for you. It’s that simple. Remember, the more you donate, the crazier I’m willing to get with the denim.Tumblr (3.0; @jorts4jay)http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/<p>Sorry for delay!</p> <p>Absolutely, feel free to link to Jorts4Jay.</p> <p>Hope your holidays are great!<br/> D</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/38832800262http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/38832800262Tue, 25 Dec 2012 21:07:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mca3ma5HWz1rvzklno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>The last rays of summer shine down on a loin cloth made of the finest denim.</p> <p>Ladies and gents, I give you the world’s first JOINCLOTH.</p> <p>So stupid, it kills cancer. Fact.</p> <p><span></span></p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/34084233703http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/34084233703Mon, 22 Oct 2012 01:08:34 -0400summerloinclothmanjortsjoinclothjorts4jaydenimflapflappinglovesunsunshinefunfunnycancer freefight cancerred neckhipsterjammypackjam packfanny packportlandminnesotaduluthjaydavesexygwarjumpbignosedninny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9su2SzWM1rvzklno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>JUST TWO MEN WEARING JORTS.</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/34070307606http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/34070307606Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:15:38 -0400JORTSCANCERCANCER FREEJORTS4JAYJORTS FOR JAYJAYDAVE BURGBURGMINNESOTADULUTHGAYSTRAIGHTAWESOMEFUNNYRADSTUPIDJEANSSHORTSFASHIONSTYLEDUDESBROBROSJUMPLEAP FROGFROGLEAPCRAZYBIEBERJUSTINbignosedninny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9r28R7Nm1rvzklno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Me in a joincloth, with Jay in jorts.</p> <p>We had a family jorting in the north woods of Minnesota a few weeks ago.</p> <p>Glad my man is feeling good and cancer free baby!!!</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/34067542570http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/34067542570Sun, 21 Oct 2012 20:37:00 -0400cancerclothcolddaveduluthfight cancerfunnyhilariousidiotsjayjortsjorts4jayjumpinglakelegsloinloinclothmenminnesotasexystupidsuperiorup northwhite dudeswhite meatgayhomoeroticretardedbignosedninny<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/jorts4jay/28160843184/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_28160843184" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>JORTS</p> <p>MELTING</p> <p>CANCER’S STUPID FACE OFF.</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/28160843184http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/28160843184Fri, 27 Jul 2012 20:15:27 -0400JORTSSLAYERANGELOFDEATHMEGADETHMETALLICACRAZYFUNNYJORT MANJEAN CAPECAPEBAT MANBATJEANSACTION HEROCOPSCOP CARWTF?METALOLYMPICS2012TIGHTbignosedninny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ug3ySCiT1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><div class="caption"> <p>Wearing tight shorts helped raise a lot of loot for Jay’s medical bills (like $15,000).</p> <p>And while my man parts were enduring extreme compression, Jay was doing exactly what we all knew he would - CRUSHING CANCER LIKE A BADASS.</p> <p>The doctors say his scans look clean. In fact, he’s just one final chemo treatment away from getting back to enjoying his wife and two beautiful boys.</p> <p>All I can say is that it’s been an honor to jort each and every one of you!</p> <p>Who knows, maybe from time to time I’ll post a jorting just for kicks:)</p> <p>From the bottom of my jorts, know this…THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!</p> </div>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/28160003204http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/28160003204Fri, 27 Jul 2012 20:02:00 -0400jortsjorts4jayjean shortscancerbeat cancerfundraiserfundraisingadvertisingfunnylolwtfwtf?crazyjilarioushilariousjokejokingmississippipdxportlanddave burgbignosedninny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uct59w2d1rvzklno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Brent and Johanna Gardner, you are extremely rad people…</p> <p>AND THAT MEANS YOU GET AN EXTREMELY RAD JORTING!!!</p> <p>The first ever jorting from a newborn baby boy. Sure, he’s unable to make his own decisions…but he’s my boy, and that means he’s good with it:)</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/28155412462http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/28155412462Fri, 27 Jul 2012 18:51:05 -0400free willjortsolympicsolympic jortslondon2012crazystyxreorockfunnyjaydavejorts4jayjeanssummerbabyboybirthhandsomemanwtflolbignosedninny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uckyvYbD1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Aunt Judith, thanks so much for your donation!</p> <p>You have the distinct honor of being jorted with a very, very, very new baby boy who is also sporting tight denim (JIAPERS).</p> <p>Teach the children well:)</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/28155089556http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/28155089556Fri, 27 Jul 2012 18:46:10 -0400BABYBOYBENJORTSJORTS4JAYJORTINGJIAPERSFUNNYLOLWTFCANCERCRAZYINSANEWOWDAVEJAYBURGOLYMPICSJEANSSTYXMATERNITYPATERNITYbignosedninny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tfjm1Jry1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A special request from Jay’s mom.</p> <p>This is for the Campbell side of the family, the side that screams back at Mel Gibson, and tells cancer where to shove it :)</p> <p>PS - That is a real kilt I’m wearing. Made of badass black denim. It’s called a <a href="http://www.utilikilts.com/">“Utilikilt.”</a> It’s often seen at <a href="http://www.korn.com/splash">Korn</a> and <a href="http://www.systemofadown.com/">System of a Down</a> concerts.</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26728406987http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26728406987Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:18:00 -0400assbadbadassbraveheartcampbellcampbell familygibsonjay van orsdoljorts4jaykick asskiltkornmelmel gibsonmetalscotscottishsystem of the downutilikiltsystem of a downperfect circletoolrap rockozzfestozzycoachellaeuropean leaugueeuropefifabignosedninny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tfciAXmq1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jay’s mom is a Campbell, that’s Scottish for “kicks cancer’s ass.”</p> <p>Jay has got some darn good blood in him:)</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26728175524http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26728175524Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:14:42 -0400campbellscotscottishscotlandflamesfirejumpjumpercrazyinsanejay van orsdolbraveheartmel gibsonhilariousjortsjorts4jayjayfunnylolwtfbignosedninny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tf6jPbBf1rvzklno1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>JORTS AMUSE YOU AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK.</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26727988268http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26727988268Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:11:00 -0400AMUSEMENT PARKAWESOMEHORSEI'M ON A HORSEJEANJEAN SHORTSJEANSJORTSJORTS4JAYOLD SPICEOLD SPICE GUYgifbignosedninny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tf2rrIEL1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><div class="caption"> <p>Before heading to the amusement park, thought I’d try to make the jean cape wave in the wind.</p> <p>It didn’t work, but it did distract a few joggers:)</p> </div>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26727865536http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26727865536Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:08:51 -0400joggernikenike+funnyloljogrunrunnercrazyinsanejortsjeansjoean shortsmotorcyclechopperindiankawasakidrifterold bluehot rodshortsjorts4jayblue bikeblueawesomekenny logginsjesse jamesbignosedninny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6teryt29a1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To the super rad folks at Roundhouse Creative, thanks so much!</p> <p>It’s one thing to hit the scene killing it in the advertising world, and it’s another thing to do it with big, beautiful hearts.</p> <p>Proud to know ya, and congrats on all of your brilliant success!!!</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26727519686http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26727519686Sat, 07 Jul 2012 20:02:22 -0400roundhouse creativeroundhousepdxportlandad agencyadvertisingadsfunnyfundraiserlolcrazyinsanecancerjortsjorts4jayeffie awardcannescannes lionad agesceneroundhousejeansrockrock and rollrock starbignosedninny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tebtUzoe1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Joan, you’re the best!</p> <p>Thanks so much!</p> <p>Hugs and kisses!</p> <p>Gosh, Chicago folks rule!</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26726993699http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26726993699Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:52:00 -0400chicagogreatawesomejoanleo burnettfunnyjortsjorts4jayjay van orsdolridesfaircounty fairfestivalparkcrazylolwtfcancerheroavengerrobert downey jr.robert downybignosedninny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6te6uIIuQ1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dick and Susan, a promise is a promise :)</p> <p>Thanks so much for your donation!!!</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26726834129http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26726834129Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:49:42 -0400promisejortssweatyhorsei'm on a horseold spiceold spice guysillyfunnylolwtfcrazymerry go roundjorts4jaydicksusanbignosedninny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6te3aungt1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yen and Erik, wish you guys could be here in Portland to get a personal jorting so we could watch American Movie together like old times.</p> <p>Miss you guys…</p> <p>And thanks so much for your donation!</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26726722100http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26726722100Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:47:34 -0400american movieschnappsspriteglumgobbsfunnymike schenkparkjortsjorts4jaycrazyhilariouscancerfundraisererik edwardsjennifer edwardsbignosedninny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tdsfs7or1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!</p> <p>Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s rad mom) asked that jorts send a shout out to all her colleagues at Marquette University.</p> <p>Here’s to Golden Eagles, Dwayne Wade, and living the Miller High Life!!! :)</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26726371418http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26726371418Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:41:00 -0400dwayne wadewadefunnylolmillerhigh lifemarquettemuuniversitycrazywtfjortseaglegolden eaglejorts4jaycorinthia van orsdolfacultymarquette facultyprofessorbasketballncaaafinal fourbignosedninny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tdk8AvZQ1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!</p> <p>Thanks to all those who work with Corinthia Van Orsdol (Jay’s mom) at one of the finest universities in the country.</p> <p>Where Jay’s wife Heather, my wife, their brother Jeff, and I all went.</p> <p>Hmm, I guess we really are Marquette:)</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26726110609http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26726110609Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:36:08 -0400marquette universitymumilwaukeefundraiserportlandpdxlolwtfcrazyfunnycancerjortsjorts4jaydoc riversbasketballbballalgolden eagleseaglesgoldencorinthia van orsdolbignosedninny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6td89FGOc1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jean and Andy, this just got weird.</p> <p>Thanks for playing.</p> <p>Thanks for your kind donation!!!</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26725728867http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26725728867Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:28:57 -0400mirrorfunnycarnivalfairjortsjorts4jaylolwarpedweirdcapeavengerscomiconcomicscomicherocrazyinsanewtfwhospider manbat manbatbignosedninny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6td43b2oz1rvzklno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jorts ride that pony.</p>http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26725595608http://jorts4jay.tumblr.com/post/26725595608Sat, 07 Jul 2012 19:26:00 -0400americanjortsstarsstripesredwhitebluehorsefunnylolwtfcrazyinsanefaircancerparkjorts4jayjay van orsdolvan orsdolbignosedninny